Leia Demotivational Poster
TORTURE YOUR DAUGHTER'S BOYFRIEND? - what good father wouldn't
DESPAIR - Because even though you helped blow up the Death Star and defeat the Empire you are always gonna be 'that chick who tongue-kissed her brother'
THEY LOOKED SO COOL - But they sounded like Roxette.
WONDER LEIA - All the Star Wars geeks are waiting for you...
SLAVE LEIA PILLOW FIGHT - You're welcome, dorks.
MATERNITY - Luke I'm your Mother
R2D2 - Is the pimpest droid ever.
WHAT?! - Did you just call me a fat-ass?! NOW I gotta shoot ya...
SIBLINGS - We fight and we get hurt. We hit and kick and bite. And always kiss and make up....ewwwwww!
SLAVE LEIAS - Some things in the Star Wars universe should be cloned.
CLAIM TO FAME - People know me because I dress up like Jabba's ho.
THE FORCE - Jedis who do not keep their Force under control... will get their balls shot off.
BESTIALITY - Damn! Don't you ever knock first?!
BLUE MILK - It does the body good.
LEIA - It sucks you didn't get the part, but having to stay for a picture with the rest of the rejects really sucks
WATCH THOSE HANDS. - She might be your sister.
ATTACK OF THE 50FT SLAVE LEIA - There is a God!
YOU - have a ludicrous hairdo
Awkward Moment -
GREYBEARD PARTIES - This seems normal after you've gone to one
YOU - Be home by 11.
BEN HAAR - America's Favorite American Idol Reject
Home Early -
Small Favour -
KYLO REN's SISTER FOUND -
Father Time is a sadist! -